Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind

Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind


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Category: Comedy Fiction

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In the latest episode of ”Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind,” tensions run high as Joeba Fett finds himself at odds with Ripley Scott's obsession with watching sports. In a desperate attempt to understand Ripley's passion, Joeba rummages through the ship's storage closet and dons an old sports jersey, unwittingly unleashing a mischievous ”sneaker” genie onboard. As the genie dispenses unwanted advice on the finer points of sports fandom, chaos ensues, leading to a series of hilarious misadventures. Alongside their usual zany banter and uproarious hyperspace headlines, Joeba and Ripley navigate the unpredictable world of sports with their trademark wit and humor, ensuring that listeners are in for a wild ride from start to finish!

Today’s Hyperspace Headlines:


Today’s Banter Beacon:

Insane Sports Stories with ‘The Sneak Geek’ Genie
Interstellar Index (Social links)

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Email – [email protected]

Editing & Post Production:
Bonnie Bell

Podcast Outro By:
Stop.Drop.Rewind – “Space Force Theme Song”

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