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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe

Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe

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What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be ‘the final girl’ at the end of the movie and never be the girl 'running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door'? You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe. Each episode, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter choose a different horror film, and through very scientific (not scientific), totally indisputable (very disputable) methods, and amidst hilarious tangents about their personal lives, they determine whether they would be the ones to stay alive at the end. ​

Podcast Episodes

  • Ep. 79: The Love Witch: “The PSA for the Danger of Pheromones”
    February 12th, 2020

    Ep. 79: The Love Witch: “The PSA for the Danger of Pheromones”

    Ket tells Kim about The Love Witch starring Samantha Robinson. We’ve got a love-addicted witch, ren-faire cosplay, jars of tampons, feminism and hot dudes. It’s basically Kim and Ket in a blender. We’ll learn many things like how to not be a turd little bird boy. We will NOT learn what Ketryn meant by ‘naked violent feet ceremony’ because she, herself, hasn’t the foggiest. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Love Witch.

    Dir. Anna Biller

    Writer Anna Biller

     

     

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast

    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    We’re now members of the PodBelly Podcast Network!  Check us out and other cool pods of all genres at www.PodBelly.com.

  • Ep. 78 ½: Don’t Fuck With Cats: Hunting an Internet Killer
    February 5th, 2020

    Ep. 78 ½: Don’t Fuck With Cats: Hunting an Internet Killer

    Did everyone do their homework? Kim tells Ket about the Netflix documentary Don’t Fuck With Cats: Hunting an Internet Killer about the monster Luka Magnotta. She bumbled through it for a full half hour so we decided to make it a bonus episode - this is what happens when we don't take detailed notes people!  But, seriously, fuck this guy. We don’t even have anything clever to write. Just fuck this weirdo.

    Dir. Mark Lewis

     

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast

    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

    We’re now members of the PodBelly Podcast Network!  Check us out and other cool pods of all genres at www.PodBelly.com.

  • Ep. 78: Tragedy Girls: “The Tale of Captain Hammerhands in the Wood Shop”
    February 5th, 2020

    Ep. 78: Tragedy Girls: “The Tale of Captain Hammerhands in the Wood Shop”

    Kim tells Ket about Tragedy Girls starring Brianna Hildebrand and Alexandra Shipp. Listen up, Erasers! Enrollment opens for Ketryn’s Female Anatomy Health class, open to boys ONLY! Y’all need to learn. We learn that Kim is a professional wooden pencil holder maker. The girls revisit their "autobiographical" webseries: The 3xtremes (click here to watch). Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ketryn will live or die in Tragedy Girls.

    Dir. Tyler McIntyre

    Writer Tyler McIntyre, Chris Lee Hill

    New Intro Music by the one and only Arik Martin!!

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast

    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

    We’re now members of the PodBelly Podcast Network!  Check us out and other cool pods of all genres at www.PodBelly.com.

     

  • Ep. 77: Fright Night (1985): “The Tale of the Journey of Amy: Girl, You’re a Queen”
    January 29th, 2020

    Ep. 77: Fright Night (1985): “The Tale of the Journey of Amy: Girl, You’re a Queen”

    Ket tells Kim about our #Sammie Patrons' vote: Fright Night starring Chris Sarandon, Amanda Bearse, Roddy McDowell, William Ragsdale and the mysterious creature, Stephen Geoffreys. We learn what the absolute least sexy name is and we go on a sexual awakening journey with Amy. We’re going to go on a journey with Evil Ed too but your guess is as good as ours as to what that journey is. Oh, and Chalrey is in it too and he’s a bad boyfriend. The end. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Fright Night

    Dir. Tom Holland

    Writer Tom Holland

     

     

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast

    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

    We’re now members of the PodBelly Podcast Network!  Check us out and other cool pods of all genres at www.PodBelly.com

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Theme song is “Exhilarate” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

     

  • Ep. 76: Parasite: “The Tale of Big Grandma Energy 2020”
    January 22nd, 2020

    Ep. 76: Parasite: “The Tale of Big Grandma Energy 2020”

    Kim tells Ket about the gut-wrenching, critically acclaimed and award winning Parasite starring Kang-ho Sung, Sun-kyun Lee and Yeo-jeong Jo. We introduce you all to the mantra of the year: Big. Grandma. Energy. Also, who wants to pre-order our KKSAM cookbook sold on our new Goop-like lifestyle blog? Cuckoo Banana Stir-fry anyone? Whiskey mask? Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Parasite.

    Dir. Bong Joon Ho

    Writer Bong Joon Ho

     

     

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast

    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

    We’re now members of the PodBelly Podcast Network!  Check us out and other cool pods of all genres at www.PodBelly.com

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Theme song is “Exhilarate” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

     

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