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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe

Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe

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What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be ‘the final girl’ at the end of the movie and never be the girl 'running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door'? You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe. Each episode, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter choose a different horror film, and through very scientific (not scientific), totally indisputable (very disputable) methods, and amidst hilarious tangents about their personal lives, they determine whether they would be the ones to stay alive at the end. ​

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  • Ep. 103: Child’s Play: “The Tale of Ketryn’s Questionable Parenting”
    August 5th, 2020

    Kim tells Ket about Child’s Play starring Chris Sarandon, Catherine Hicks and Alex Vincent. The girls explore the benefit of putting kids on leashes and Ketryn warns against buying your children toys they want. There is apparently a macheted Jason man roaming Glendale and we discover what three things would summon the girls’ spirits. Most importantly, we learn if Ket will live or die in Child’s Play (1988).

    Dir. Tom Holland

    Writer Don Mancini

     

     

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at [email protected]

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast

    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

    This episode is sponsored by EL YUCATECO HOT SAUCE

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    We’re now members of the PodBelly Podcast Network!  Check us out and other cool pods of all genres at www.PodBelly.com

  • Ep. 102: Teeth: “The Tale of Vampire Doors - Front AND Back”
    July 29th, 2020

    Ket tells Kim about Teeth starring Jess Wiexler. This is a pick from our Patrons over at Patreon and it was… a doozy. (Trigger warnings abound!) The girls explain vampire doors, dick vampires, and evoke the powers of evolution and earth to insure their female descendants be blessed with toothed vaginas for the good of humanity. So let’s blow our smoke snacks and police our boning. BONG! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Teeth.

    Dir. Mitchell Lichtenstein

    Writer Mitchell Lichtenstein

     

     

     

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at [email protected]

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast

    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

    This episode is sponsored by EL YUCATECO HOT SAUCE

    El Yucateco is EVERYONE’S hot sauce - Currently El Yucateco has 5 habanero based sauces: Red, Green, Caribbean, Black Label Reserve and XXXtra Hot Kutbil-lk. We also have a Jalapeno Hot Sauce and a Chipotle Hot Sauce.  #KingofFlavor

    www.shopelyucateco.com

     

     

     

     

     

    We’re now members of the PodBelly Podcast Network!  Check us out and other cool pods of all genres at www.PodBelly.com

  • Ep. 101: Lyle: “The Tale of Chairs - The Podcast”
    July 22nd, 2020

    Kim tells Ket about Lyle starring Gaby Hoffman and Ingrid Jungermann (Bergman?). They unveil their new podcast all about the riveting world of chairs and they try to get to the bottom of what they could have possibly done to piss off the mosquitos. They discuss the anatomical anomalies of ghost conceptions and ghost babies. And they debate whether or not the devil is a feminist. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Lyle.

    Dir. Stewart Thorndike

    Writer Stewart Thorndike

     

     

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at [email protected]

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast

    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

    This episode is sponsored by EL YUCATECO HOT SAUCE

    El Yucateco is EVERYONE’S hot sauce - Currently El Yucateco has 5 habanero based sauces: Red, Green, Caribbean, Black Label Reserve and XXXtra Hot Kutbil-lk. We also have a Jalapeno Hot Sauce and a Chipotle Hot Sauce.  #KingofFlavor

    www.shopelyucateco.com

     

     

     

     

     

    We’re now members of the PodBelly Podcast Network!  Check us out and other cool pods of all genres at www.PodBelly.com

  • Ep. 100: The Tale of Kim and Ket Stay Alive… 100 times!
    July 15th, 2020

    Kim and Ket recount 100 episodes of laughter, friendship and staying alive… maybe. Thanks to their #Sammies, they’ve made it this far and have no intention of stopping! The girls recount their favorite moments and hear voicemails from Sammies who chime in with their slayiest moments as well. Kim and Ket also announce a new Patreon tier benefit! All patrons will get a video link to the filming of THIS recording. And going forward, all #NancyThompsons and above will have access to (at least) one video recorded episode per month! So you can SEE with your earballs or LISTEN with your eyeballs… whichever gets you yer gettins’! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim AND Ket will live or die in episode 100 of Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe.

    Edited by Arik Martin

    Clips compiled by The Girls, Arik, and Alison Trumbull

     

     

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at [email protected]

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast

    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

    This episode is sponsored by EL YUCATECO HOT SAUCE

    El Yucateco is EVERYONE’S hot sauce - Currently El Yucateco has 5 habanero based sauces: Red, Green, Caribbean, Black Label Reserve and XXXtra Hot Kutbil-lk. We also have a Jalapeno Hot Sauce and a Chipotle Hot Sauce.  #KingofFlavor

    www.shopelyucateco.com

     

     

     

     

     

    We’re now members of the PodBelly Podcast Network!  Check us out and other cool pods of all genres at www.PodBelly.com

  • Ep. 99: The People under the Stairs: “The Tale of Bedazzled Gimps”
    July 8th, 2020

    Ket tells Kim about The People Under the Stairs starring Brandon Quintin Adams, A.J. Langer and Ving Rhames. This movie turned Kim into a straight-up wet robot (what???). We explore when it is and isn’t appropriate to call people ‘mommy’ and ‘daddy.’ Spoiler alert: it’s NOT when they’re your brother or sister! It also becomes clear that Ketryn does not know what shotguns sound like. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The People Under the Stairs.

    Dir. Wes Craven

    Writer Wes Craven

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at [email protected]

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast

    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

    This episode is sponsored by EL YUCATECO HOT SAUCE

    El Yucateco is EVERYONE’S hot sauce - Currently El Yucateco has 5 habanero based sauces: Red, Green, Caribbean, Black Label Reserve and XXXtra Hot Kutbil-lk. We also have a Jalapeno Hot Sauce and a Chipotle Hot Sauce.  #KingofFlavor

    www.shopelyucateco.com

     

     

     

    We’re now members of the PodBelly Podcast Network!  Check us out and other cool pods of all genres at www.PodBelly.com

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