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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe

Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe

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What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be ‘the final girl’ at the end of the movie and never be the girl 'running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door'? You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe. Each episode, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter choose a different horror film, and through very scientific (not scientific), totally indisputable (very disputable) methods, and amidst hilarious tangents about their personal lives, they determine whether they would be the ones to stay alive at the end. ​

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  • Ep. 99: The People under the Stairs: “The Tale of Bedazzled Gimps”
    July 8th, 2020

    Ket tells Kim about The People Under the Stairs starring Brandon Quintin Adams, A.J. Langer and Ving Rhames. This movie turned Kim into a straight-up wet robot (what???). We explore when it is and isn’t appropriate to call people ‘mommy’ and ‘daddy.’ Spoiler alert: it’s NOT when they’re your brother or sister! It also becomes clear that Ketryn does not know what shotguns sound like. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The People Under the Stairs.

    Dir. Wes Craven

    Writer Wes Craven

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at [email protected]

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    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

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  • Ep. 98: The Final Girls: “The Tale of Rulesy V. McJudy”
    July 1st, 2020

    Kim tells Ket about The Final Girls starring Malin Akerman, Taissa Farmiga and literally everyone else. Ket starts off the telling by offending their large Gertrude population. We also get to the bottom of Kim’s slow slide into full british jargon. There is also another glaring difference between the girls’ brains, but they both still ugly cried at this movie. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Final Girls.

    Dir. Todd Strauss-Schulson

    Writers M.A. Fortin, Joshua John Miller

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at [email protected]

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast

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    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

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  • Ep. 97: The Lighthouse: ”The Tale of Jesus and Cedric Diggory Bonin’ Shoes”
    June 24th, 2020

    Ket tells Kim about The Lighthouse starring Willem Dafoe (Jesus) and Rob Pattinson (Cedric Diggory). We start off the episode with Kim’s harrowing journey to the Coachella for ants. Then we segue into what inanimate objects one should fornicate with. The mystery of the mergina is FINALLY solved. But Kim is still less than enthused by the end of it all. Most importantly,  we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Lighthouse.

    Dir. Robert Eggers

    Writers Robert Eggers, Max Eggers

     

     

    CALL US!  323-451-5494

    Our 100th episode is coming up!!

    Do you have a favorite KKSAM moment, episode, saying, character, etc?! Something that made you laugh, cry, scream, feel inspired??  We want to hear it! Leave us a message and we might just share it on our 100th episode!

     

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at [email protected]

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast

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    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

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  • Ep. 96: The Invisible Man: “The Tale of The Patron Saint of Music and WWJD”
    June 17th, 2020

    Kim tells Ket about The Invisible Man (2020) starring Elisabeth Moss. In quarantine, Ketryn has become a full blown goldfish with a 3 second memory. But they do coin a new phrase: The Sammarmy. They protect the girls from a litany of internet trolls and they’re so grateful. So join The Patron Saint of Music and Edward Meat Tenderizer hands. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Invisible Man.

    Dir. Leigh Whannell

    Writer Leigh Whannell

     

     

    CALL US!  323-451-5494

    Our 100th episode is coming up!!

    Do you have a favorite KKSAM moment, episode, saying, character, etc?! Something that made you laugh, cry, scream, feel inspired??  We want to hear it! Leave us a message and we might just share it on our 100th episode!

     

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at [email protected]

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast

    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

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  • Ep. 95: Slaughterhouse Rulez: “The Tale of Lactose-Induced Severe Bloating”
    June 10th, 2020

    Ket tells Kim about Slaughterhouse Rulez starring Michael Sheen and Simon Pegg. It should have been Harry Potter meets horror. Instead it was confusion meets indigestion. Kim ends up having to carry her own donkey the final stretch and Ketryn gets sucked into her own personal Adam Scott Mandela Effect. In this time of perpetual turmoil, we all just want a pint of ice cream but that doesn’t mean you won’t get the bloats. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Slaughterhouse Rulez.

    Dir. Crispian Mills

    Writers Crispian Mills, Henry Fitzherbert

     

     

     

     

    The 13th

    https://www.netflix.com/title/80091741 

     

    "EXPLAINING WHITE PRIVILEGE TO A BROKE WHITE PERSON..."

    https://medschool.duke.edu/sites/medschool.duke.edu/files/field/attachments/explaining_white_privilege_to_a_broke_white_person.pdf

     

    Trevor Noah

    https://www.instagram.com/tv/CAyfFnaJbyL/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

     

    Kimberly Jones

    https://www.instagram.com/tv/CBLiUsSJmub/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

     

    Last Week Tonight: Police

    https://youtu.be/Wf4cea5oObY

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at [email protected]

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

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    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

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  • #PodcastBlackOut
    June 3rd, 2020

    Hi Sammies, we will not be releasing an episode today. This is our time to listen and to step up to support our black brother and sisters. Here are some links on ways we can engage and educate ourselves during this time. Join Kim and Ketryn in learning how we can be the best allies we can. 

    #BlackLivesMatter #JusticeForGeorgeFloyd #SayTheirName

     

    Ways To Help from Black Lives Matter:

    blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ 

    (petitions, donate, resources, info for protesters, faq)

     

    Ongoing BLM and COVID Support - Links to Help From Home

    https://bit.ly/301d12O

    (donate, petition, articles, intro to allyship, support black-owned business, get involved politically)

     

    87 Ways You Can Help

    www.instagram.com/p/CA32C9vjBj-/

    (books, podcasts, petitions, donate, questions to ask yourself, tv shows and films, organizations to follow)

    numbers to text/call, action items)

     

    Anti-Racist Family Resource List

    Click here

    (articles, books, podcasts, donate)

     

     

     

    EDUCATE yourself

    LISTEN to black voices

    TAKE ACTION

    VOTE! VOTE! VOTE!

     

    xo and #StayAlive, 

    Kim and Ket

     

     

  • Ep. 94: The Lodge: “The Tale of the Venn Diagram of Step Mom Horror”
    May 27th, 2020

    Kim tells Ket about The Lodge starring Riley Keough. The girls find them in a purgatory-like, snow space yet again. We learn that Kim’s 80’s ghost has been cheating on her and is engaged. Speaking of ghosts, the girls weigh in on who would be a better lay: ghost or demon? They’ll also discuss the venn diagram of their subsequent interests and discover that neither of them may be cut out for step-mommery. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Lodge.

    Dir. Severin Fiala, Veronika Franz

    Writers Sergio Casci, Veronika Franz, Severin Fiala

     

     

    LIVESTREAM 4 THE CURE!!

    We are live Thursday 5/28  11am-12pm EST (8am-9am PST)

    www.twitch.tv/epicfilmguys

    Raising $10,000 for The Cancer Research Institute

    More info on whole event here

     

     

    Badass science chick:  @kinggutterbaby

     

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at [email protected]

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast

    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

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  • Ep. 93: The Ritual: “The Tale of Releasing the Krakaren”
    May 20th, 2020

    Ket tells Kim about The Ritual starring Rafe Spall, Arsher Ali, Robert James-Collier and Sam Troughton. Kim teaches us all the British slang she’s learned over the years being a “right slag.” They try to decipher who each of their friends would be on this Lad’s Holiday that they would never go on (Kris is Dom). The girls also get a visit from The Village People. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Ritual.

    Dir. David Bruckner

    Writers Joe Barton, Adam Nevill

     

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at [email protected]

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast

    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

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  • Ep. 92: The Conjuring 2: “The Tale of Talking About Our Ghosts”
    May 13th, 2020

    Kim tells Ket about The Conjuring 2 starring Vera Farmiga and Patrick Wilson. The girls discuss the Mandela Effect (which I could swear they’ve discussed before - but maybe that was in an alternate universe… like the one where Berenstein Bears is spelled wrong.) We get a glimpse into Ketryn’s troubling parenting ethos and we vow to burn all recliners. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Conjuring 2.

    Dir. James Wan

    Writers Chad Hayes, Carey W. Hayes, David Leslie Johnson, James Wan

     

     

     

    KKSAM #StayHome #StayAlive T-shirts!

    https://kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com/

    50% of proceeds benefit the Covid-19 Solidarity Response Fund for the World Health Organization - More info here

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at [email protected]

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast

    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    We’re now members of the PodBelly Podcast Network!  Check us out and other cool pods of all genres at www.PodBelly.com

  • Ep. 91: Porno: “The Tale of Be Careful What You Ask For”
    May 6th, 2020

    Ket tells Kim about the Fangoria film, Porno, starring Jillian Mueller, Robbie Tann, Larry Saperstein, Glenn Stott, and Evan Daves. Welp, the girls wanted to see more dick. Man, did they get it. Yeesh! But besides that, the girls want to remind you to shower before you go through the pearly gates of Heaven and to make sure you provide Heavy Metal Jeff with a death certificate of your loved ones. Most importantly… CBTL. Most, MOST importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Porno.

    Dir. Keola Racela

    Writer Matt Black, Laurence Vannicelli

    Porno is available VOD everywhere Friday May 8

    Follow @Fangoria or go to Fangoria.com for more info

     

     

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at [email protected]

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast

    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    We’re now members of the PodBelly Podcast Network!  Check us out and other cool pods of all genres at www.PodBelly.com.

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