Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe

Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe

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What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be ‘the final girl’ at the end of the movie and never be the girl 'running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door'? You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe. Each episode, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter choose a different horror film, and through very scientific (not scientific), totally indisputable (very disputable) methods, and amidst hilarious tangents about their personal lives, they determine whether they would be the ones to stay alive at the end. ​

Podcast Episodes

  • Ep. 66: House of the Devil: “The Tale of Huggin’ and Cuttin’ Pizzas”
    November 13th, 2019

    Ep. 66: House of the Devil: “The Tale of Huggin’ and Cuttin’ Pizzas”

    Kim tells Ket about House of the Devil starring Jocelin Donahue, Greta Gerwig and Tom Noonan. Kim has a date with truffle parmesan fries (and ‘The Man’) to see this throwback creeper. The girls, once again, discuss the most pressing topics of the film like WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU CUT A PRE-CUT PIZZA WITH A KNIFE?! WHO IS THE REAL PSYCHO HERE, SAM?! Also, if you live in the 80s, you love pizza, you’ll shoot your eye out, and your name has to be Sam(mie!). Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The House of the Devil.

    Dir. Ti West

    Writer Ti West

     

     

    Bottom of every episode description:

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    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

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  • Morbid Mini-Monday 27: The Invisible Man
    November 11th, 2019

    Morbid Mini-Monday 27: The Invisible Man

    Ket tells Kim about The Invisible Man starring the girls’ other girlfriend, Elizabeth Moss. I don’t know what the big damn deal is! Let’s “Sheet ‘n’ Flour” this MFer and get on with our lives.

    Watch the trailer here…

    http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

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    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

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  • Ep. 65: The Taking of Deborah Logan: “The Tale of Ketryn’s Cure for Alzheimers”
    November 6th, 2019

    Ep. 65: The Taking of Deborah Logan: “The Tale of Ketryn’s Cure for Alzheimers”

    Ket tells Kim about the found footage film, The Taking of Deborah Logan, starring Jill Larson, Anne Ramsey and Michelle Ang. Kim’s got a bone to pick with Ket and she gets re-angry about Ket’s alarm clock from, like, a million years ago! Get over it! (These show notes were written by Ketryn obviously). The girls will hammer out their plans for when and if one of them shows even the slightest possible sign of anything even resembling Alzheimer’s. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Taking of Deborah Logan.

    Dir. Adam Robitel

    Writer Gavin Heffernan and Adam Robitel

     

     

     

     

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    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

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  • Morbid Mini-Monday 26: The Turning
    November 4th, 2019

    Morbid Mini-Monday 26: The Turning

    Ket tells Kim about The Turning. We find out that Kim’s price for taking care of creepy crapbags in a haunted mansion is totally reasonable and affordable.

    Watch the trailer here…

    http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast

    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

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  • Ep. 64: Night of the Living Dead: “The Tale of Useless Barbler”
    October 30th, 2019

    Ep. 64: Night of the Living Dead: “The Tale of Useless Barbler”

    Kim tells Ket about the classic Night of the Living Dead starring Duane Jones and Judith O’Dea.  It’s spooky Halloween and what better way to celebrate than to kill some non-trademarked zombies? So give us an Eskiball Kiss, let’s put some doors on doors and slap some sense into Barbler. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Night of the Living Dead.

    Dir. George Romero

    Writer John Russo

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

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    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

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  • Morbid Mini-Monday 25: Eli
    October 28th, 2019

    Morbid Mini-Monday 25: Eli

    Ket tells Kim about Eli on Netflix and, for once, the kid is not the creepy crapbag. But the girls are going to have to put their foot down about medical facilities being haunted. That’s too many things to contend with.

    Watch the trailer here...

    http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast

    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

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  • Ep. 63: Orphan: “The Tale of the Revenge of the Creepy Crapbag Kid”
    October 23rd, 2019

    Ep. 63: Orphan: “The Tale of the Revenge of the Creepy Crapbag Kid”

    Ket tells Kim about Orphan starring Vera Farmiga, Peter Sarsgaard and Isabelle Fuhrman. Art imitates true real-life horror as we learn yet another reason kids are terrifying… and honestly, might actually be 10 to 35 years old. We take a trip to Kim’s Village of Cups again and make a final decision on who is crowned the true Sarsgaard/Skarsgard… there can only be one. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Orphan.

     

    https://www.thecut.com/2019/10/kristina-barnett-adopted-child-real-life-orphan.html

    Dir. Jaume Collet-Serra

    Writer David Leslie Johnson

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

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    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

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  • Morbid Mini-Monday 24: Rabid
    October 21st, 2019

    Morbid Mini-Monday 24: Rabid

     

    Kim tells Ket about the trailer for the Soska Sisters’ Rabid and it’s official. Ketryn would rather eat people than animals and, let’s face it, Kim is going to be the one covering for her. 

    Watch the trailer here…

    http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast

    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

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    Theme song is “Exhilarate” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

  • Ep. 62: Halloween III: Season of the Witch: “The Tale of Det. Thomas Jeanine Atkins Ph.D”
    October 16th, 2019

    Ep. 62: Halloween III: Season of the Witch: “The Tale of Det. Thomas Jeanine Atkins Ph.D”

    Kim tells Ket about Halloween III: Season of the Witch starring Tom Atkins, Stacey Nelkin and Dan O’Herlihy. Join us for the Festival of Burpsmap! Michael Myers is not invited but the sexy Thomas Jeanine certainly is! So put on your best suit and get your Monday strangles in early because it’s Halloween… III! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Halloween III: Season of the Witch.

    Dir. Tommy Lee Wallace

    Writer Tommy Lee Wallace

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast

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    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

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  • Morbid Mini-Monday 23: The Lodge
    October 14th, 2019

    Morbid Mini-Monday 23: The Lodge

    Ket tells Kim about the trailer for The Lodge. Kim is confused for the entirety of the telling and Ketryn swears they know Grace from somewhere. Also, why snow gotta be so creepy?!

    Watch the trailer here…

    http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast

    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

    We’re now members of the PodBelly Podcast Network!  Check us out and other cool pods of all genres at www.PodBelly.com

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Theme song is “Exhilarate” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

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