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Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe

Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe

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What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be ‘the final girl’ at the end of the movie and never be the girl 'running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door'? You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe. Each episode, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter choose a different horror film, and through very scientific (not scientific), totally indisputable (very disputable) methods, and amidst hilarious tangents about their personal lives, they determine whether they would be the ones to stay alive at the end. ​

Podcast Episodes

  • Ep. 81: American Mary: “The Tale of Arik Keeping our Stool from Falling Over”
    February 26th, 2020

    Ket tells Kim about Arik’s Birthday pick by The Soska Sisters, American Mary starring Katherine Elizabeth. So grab an extra turkey leg from your sutured turkeys and buckle up. It’s gonna be a bloody, slicey ride. Ketryn will acquire a new Betty Boop impression to add to her very limited repertoire. We’ll test the marketability of a new candle scent: Bag of Rags and Skin. And the girls will work out the logistics of switching arms. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in American Mary.

    Dir. Jen and Sylvia Soska

    Writers Jen and Sylvia Soska

     

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    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast

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    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

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  • Ep. 80: A Girls Walks Home Alone at Night: “The Tale of the 1956 Chevy… or Some Completely Other Car.”
    February 19th, 2020

    Kim tells Kim about A Girls Walks Home Alone at Night starring Sheila Vand, Arash Marandi Marshall Manesh. It’s the third contribution to Women in Horror Month and our monthly Patreon pick! We’ll learn that Ketryn would be a really honest and forthright Vampire so excuse her fangs. We’ll get a visit from the spirit of Mona Lisa Vito when Kim identifies the make and model of the vintage car being driven. And no, we will not be googling it to find out if she’s correct or not. We’ll also say goodbye to Cindy. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night.

    Dir. Ana Lily Amirpour

    Writer Ana Lily Amirpour

     

    KKSAM LIVE SHOW!

    Sunday March 15, 2020

    7pm at El Cid on Sunset in Los Angeles, CA

    Grab tix here or Send $10 via Venmo to @kksampodcast and save the processing fees!*Proceeds benefit Downtown Women's Center

    Facebook event link

     

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast

    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

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  • Ep. 79: The Love Witch: “The PSA for the Danger of Pheromones”
    February 12th, 2020

    Ep. 79: The Love Witch: “The PSA for the Danger of Pheromones”

    Ket tells Kim about The Love Witch starring Samantha Robinson. We’ve got a love-addicted witch, ren-faire cosplay, jars of tampons, feminism and hot dudes. It’s basically Kim and Ket in a blender. We’ll learn many things like how to not be a turd little bird boy. We will NOT learn what Ketryn meant by ‘naked violent feet ceremony’ because she, herself, hasn’t the foggiest. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Love Witch.

    Dir. Anna Biller

    Writer Anna Biller

     

     

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast

    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

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  • Ep. 78 ½: Don’t Fuck With Cats: Hunting an Internet Killer
    February 5th, 2020

    Ep. 78 ½: Don’t Fuck With Cats: Hunting an Internet Killer

    Did everyone do their homework? Kim tells Ket about the Netflix documentary Don’t Fuck With Cats: Hunting an Internet Killer about the monster Luka Magnotta. She bumbled through it for a full half hour so we decided to make it a bonus episode - this is what happens when we don't take detailed notes people!  But, seriously, fuck this guy. We don’t even have anything clever to write. Just fuck this weirdo.

    Dir. Mark Lewis

     

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast

    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

    We’re now members of the PodBelly Podcast Network!  Check us out and other cool pods of all genres at www.PodBelly.com.

  • Ep. 78: Tragedy Girls: “The Tale of Captain Hammerhands in the Wood Shop”
    February 5th, 2020

    Ep. 78: Tragedy Girls: “The Tale of Captain Hammerhands in the Wood Shop”

    Kim tells Ket about Tragedy Girls starring Brianna Hildebrand and Alexandra Shipp. Listen up, Erasers! Enrollment opens for Ketryn’s Female Anatomy Health class, open to boys ONLY! Y’all need to learn. We learn that Kim is a professional wooden pencil holder maker. The girls revisit their "autobiographical" webseries: The 3xtremes (click here to watch). Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ketryn will live or die in Tragedy Girls.

    Dir. Tyler McIntyre

    Writer Tyler McIntyre, Chris Lee Hill

    New Intro Music by the one and only Arik Martin!!

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast

    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

    We’re now members of the PodBelly Podcast Network!  Check us out and other cool pods of all genres at www.PodBelly.com.

     

  • Ep. 77: Fright Night (1985): “The Tale of the Journey of Amy: Girl, You’re a Queen”
    January 29th, 2020

    Ep. 77: Fright Night (1985): “The Tale of the Journey of Amy: Girl, You’re a Queen”

    Ket tells Kim about our #Sammie Patrons' vote: Fright Night starring Chris Sarandon, Amanda Bearse, Roddy McDowell, William Ragsdale and the mysterious creature, Stephen Geoffreys. We learn what the absolute least sexy name is and we go on a sexual awakening journey with Amy. We’re going to go on a journey with Evil Ed too but your guess is as good as ours as to what that journey is. Oh, and Chalrey is in it too and he’s a bad boyfriend. The end. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Fright Night

    Dir. Tom Holland

    Writer Tom Holland

     

     

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast

    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

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    Theme song is “Exhilarate” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

     

  • Ep. 76: Parasite: “The Tale of Big Grandma Energy 2020”
    January 22nd, 2020

    Ep. 76: Parasite: “The Tale of Big Grandma Energy 2020”

    Kim tells Ket about the gut-wrenching, critically acclaimed and award winning Parasite starring Kang-ho Sung, Sun-kyun Lee and Yeo-jeong Jo. We introduce you all to the mantra of the year: Big. Grandma. Energy. Also, who wants to pre-order our KKSAM cookbook sold on our new Goop-like lifestyle blog? Cuckoo Banana Stir-fry anyone? Whiskey mask? Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Parasite.

    Dir. Bong Joon Ho

    Writer Bong Joon Ho

     

     

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast

    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

    We’re now members of the PodBelly Podcast Network!  Check us out and other cool pods of all genres at www.PodBelly.com

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Theme song is “Exhilarate” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

     

  • Ep. 75: The Invitation: “The Tale of Code Red on the Kim Cult Alarm”
    January 15th, 2020

    Ep. 75: The Invitation: “The Tale of Code Red on the Kim Cult Alarm”

    Ket tells Kim about The Invitation starring Logan Marshall-Green and Tammy Blanchard. Kim revisits her budding career in the ASMR world and Ket, yet again, narrowly saves her from joining a cult. Constant vigilance! We quiz our #Sammies on some classic Ross Gellar moments and one character turns into a Spongebob Squarepants meme. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Invitation.

    Dir. Karyn Kusama

    Writer Phil Hay, Matt Manfredi

     

     

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast

    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

    We’re now members of the PodBelly Podcast Network!  Check us out and other cool pods of all genres at www.PodBelly.com

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Theme song is “Exhilarate” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

     

  • Ep. 74: The Evil Dead: “The Tale of Rickety Jickety Cream-Colored Turtlenecks
    January 8th, 2020

    Ep. 74: The Evil Dead: “The Tale of Rickety Jickety Cream-Colored Turtlenecks

    Kim tells Ket about Sam Raimi’s OG The Evil Dead starring the one and only Bruce mothereffin’ Campbell, Ellen Sandweiss and Richard DeManicor. The girls’ brains will officially meld into one and we’ll learn of Ketryn’s childhood turtleneck trauma. We’ll also learn two new words but never learn why Cheryl is sooo extra. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Evil Dead

    Dir. Sam Raimi

    Writer Sam Raimi

     

     

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast

    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

    We’re now members of the PodBelly Podcast Network!  Check us out and other cool pods of all genres at www.PodBelly.com

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Theme song is “Exhilarate” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

     

  • Ep. 73: The Thing: “The Tale of Holdin’ Dicks to Save Humanity”
    January 1st, 2020

    Ep. 73: The Thing: “The Tale of Holdin’ Dicks to Save Humanity”

    Ket tells Kim about John Carpenter’s The Thing starring Kurt “Baby Blues” Russell, Wilford Brimley and Keith David. Ketryn braved some major animal horror (that she had previously blocked out) to bring you this episode. So let’s hold each others dicks and get stir-fried. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Thing.

    Dir. John Carpenter

    Writers Bill Lancaster, John W. Campbell Jr.

     

     

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast

    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

    We’re now members of the PodBelly Podcast Network!  Check us out and other cool pods of all genres at www.PodBelly.com

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Theme song is “Exhilarate” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

     

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