Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe

Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe

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What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be ‘the final girl’ at the end of the movie and never be the girl 'running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door'? You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe. Each episode, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter choose a different horror film, and through very scientific (not scientific), totally indisputable (very disputable) methods, and amidst hilarious tangents about their personal lives, they determine whether they would be the ones to stay alive at the end. ​

Podcast Episodes

  • Ep. 66: House of the Devil: “The Tale of Huggin’ and Cuttin’ Pizzas”
    November 13th, 2019

    Ep. 66: House of the Devil: “The Tale of Huggin’ and Cuttin’ Pizzas”

    Kim tells Ket about House of the Devil starring Jocelin Donahue, Greta Gerwig and Tom Noonan. Kim has a date with truffle parmesan fries (and ‘The Man’) to see this throwback creeper. The girls, once again, discuss the most pressing topics of the film like WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU CUT A PRE-CUT PIZZA WITH A KNIFE?! WHO IS THE REAL PSYCHO HERE, SAM?! Also, if you live in the 80s, you love pizza, you’ll shoot your eye out, and your name has to be Sam(mie!). Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The House of the Devil.

    Dir. Ti West

    Writer Ti West

     

     

    Bottom of every episode description:

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    Ok we'll stop now.

     

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    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

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  • Morbid Mini-Monday 27: The Invisible Man
    November 11th, 2019

    Morbid Mini-Monday 27: The Invisible Man

    Ket tells Kim about The Invisible Man starring the girls’ other girlfriend, Elizabeth Moss. I don’t know what the big damn deal is! Let’s “Sheet ‘n’ Flour” this MFer and get on with our lives.

    Watch the trailer here…

    http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html

     

     

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    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

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  • Ep. 65: The Taking of Deborah Logan: “The Tale of Ketryn’s Cure for Alzheimers”
    November 6th, 2019

    Ep. 65: The Taking of Deborah Logan: “The Tale of Ketryn’s Cure for Alzheimers”

    Ket tells Kim about the found footage film, The Taking of Deborah Logan, starring Jill Larson, Anne Ramsey and Michelle Ang. Kim’s got a bone to pick with Ket and she gets re-angry about Ket’s alarm clock from, like, a million years ago! Get over it! (These show notes were written by Ketryn obviously). The girls will hammer out their plans for when and if one of them shows even the slightest possible sign of anything even resembling Alzheimer’s. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Taking of Deborah Logan.

    Dir. Adam Robitel

    Writer Gavin Heffernan and Adam Robitel

     

     

     

     

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    Ok we'll stop now.

     

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    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

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  • Morbid Mini-Monday 26: The Turning
    November 4th, 2019

    Morbid Mini-Monday 26: The Turning

    Ket tells Kim about The Turning. We find out that Kim’s price for taking care of creepy crapbags in a haunted mansion is totally reasonable and affordable.

    Watch the trailer here…

    http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

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    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

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  • Ep. 64: Night of the Living Dead: “The Tale of Useless Barbler”
    October 30th, 2019

    Ep. 64: Night of the Living Dead: “The Tale of Useless Barbler”

    Kim tells Ket about the classic Night of the Living Dead starring Duane Jones and Judith O’Dea.  It’s spooky Halloween and what better way to celebrate than to kill some non-trademarked zombies? So give us an Eskiball Kiss, let’s put some doors on doors and slap some sense into Barbler. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Night of the Living Dead.

    Dir. George Romero

    Writer John Russo

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

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    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

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  • Morbid Mini-Monday 25: Eli
    October 28th, 2019

    Morbid Mini-Monday 25: Eli

    Ket tells Kim about Eli on Netflix and, for once, the kid is not the creepy crapbag. But the girls are going to have to put their foot down about medical facilities being haunted. That’s too many things to contend with.

    Watch the trailer here...

    http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

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    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

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  • Ep. 63: Orphan: “The Tale of the Revenge of the Creepy Crapbag Kid”
    October 23rd, 2019

    Ep. 63: Orphan: “The Tale of the Revenge of the Creepy Crapbag Kid”

    Ket tells Kim about Orphan starring Vera Farmiga, Peter Sarsgaard and Isabelle Fuhrman. Art imitates true real-life horror as we learn yet another reason kids are terrifying… and honestly, might actually be 10 to 35 years old. We take a trip to Kim’s Village of Cups again and make a final decision on who is crowned the true Sarsgaard/Skarsgard… there can only be one. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Orphan.

     

    https://www.thecut.com/2019/10/kristina-barnett-adopted-child-real-life-orphan.html

    Dir. Jaume Collet-Serra

    Writer David Leslie Johnson

     

     

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    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

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  • Morbid Mini-Monday 24: Rabid
    October 21st, 2019

    Morbid Mini-Monday 24: Rabid

     

    Kim tells Ket about the trailer for the Soska Sisters’ Rabid and it’s official. Ketryn would rather eat people than animals and, let’s face it, Kim is going to be the one covering for her. 

    Watch the trailer here…

    http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

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    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

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  • Ep. 62: Halloween III: Season of the Witch: “The Tale of Det. Thomas Jeanine Atkins Ph.D”
    October 16th, 2019

    Ep. 62: Halloween III: Season of the Witch: “The Tale of Det. Thomas Jeanine Atkins Ph.D”

    Kim tells Ket about Halloween III: Season of the Witch starring Tom Atkins, Stacey Nelkin and Dan O’Herlihy. Join us for the Festival of Burpsmap! Michael Myers is not invited but the sexy Thomas Jeanine certainly is! So put on your best suit and get your Monday strangles in early because it’s Halloween… III! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Halloween III: Season of the Witch.

    Dir. Tommy Lee Wallace

    Writer Tommy Lee Wallace

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

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    Ok we'll stop now.

     

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    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

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  • Morbid Mini-Monday 23: The Lodge
    October 14th, 2019

    Morbid Mini-Monday 23: The Lodge

    Ket tells Kim about the trailer for The Lodge. Kim is confused for the entirety of the telling and Ketryn swears they know Grace from somewhere. Also, why snow gotta be so creepy?!

    Watch the trailer here…

    http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

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    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

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  • Ep. 61: Happy Birthday to Me: “The Tale of Killer Whiskey”
    October 9th, 2019

    Ep. 61: Happy Birthday to Me: “The Tale of Killer Whiskey”

     

    Ket tells Kim about Happy Birthday to Me starring Melissa Sue Anderson, Glenn Ford and Lawrence Dane. The episode begins with Kim nearly upstaging Ketryn’s birthday and making it her own death day. Rude! They’ll both fantasize about punching Etienne in the throat and Kim will proclaim her love for Bernadette. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Happy Birthday to Me.

    Dir. J. Lee Thompson

    Writer John C.W. Saxton and Peter Jobin

     

     

     

     

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    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

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  • Morbid Mini-Monday 22: #AllTheHorror with Frigay the 13th
    October 7th, 2019

    Morbid Mini-Monday 22: #AllTheHorror with Frigay the 13th

    It’s the most wonderful time of the yeeeeeeeear! Spooky season AND #AllTheHorror! In honor of this, Kim & Ket are teaming up with one of their very favorite podcasts: Frigay the 13th! The girls play Rolodex of Death with hosts Andrew and Matty, and a beautiful friendship is born.

     

    Follow Frigay the 13th on Twitter at @frigay13

    Follow #AllTheHorror on Twitter and follow along at @AllTheHorror18

     

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    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

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  • Ep. 60: Ready or Not: “The Tale of the 9-1-1 Seamstress”
    October 2nd, 2019

    Ep. 60: Ready or Not: “The Tale of the 9-1-1 Seamstress”

    Kim tells Ket about Ready or Not starring their girl Samara Weaving, Andie McDowell and Adam Brody. Kim starts by talking about the short film preceding the film about an emergency seamstress. Then we get into the movie where Samara Weaving takes off her damn heels and gets dat $$$. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Ready or Not.

    Dir. Matt Bettinelli-Olpin, Tyler Gillett

    Writer Guy Busick, Ryan Murphy

     

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

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    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

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  • Morbid Mini-Monday 21: “Candy Corn”
    September 30th, 2019

    “Candy Corn”

     

    Out on VOD and Blu-Ray now at Epic-Pictures.com

     

    Kim tells Ket about the Candy Corn trailer.  They discuss their fave ways to revenge haunt their murderers, the Candy Corn premiere, and their love for the Epic Pictures/Dread Presents fam.

     

    Watch the trailer here…

    http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

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    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

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  • Ep. 59: Hagazussa: “The Tale of the 63 Year Old Baby”
    September 25th, 2019

    Ep. 59: Hagazussa: “The Tale of the 63 Year Old Baby”

    Ket tells Kim about Hagazussa, Germany’s answer to The VVitch, starring Aleksandra Cwen, Celina Peter and Claudia Martini.  Make sure you have an extra shot with you because shit is gettin’ 15th century fucked. Ketryn begins with murdering Kim for not having seen The Sound of Music, then the girls tell us all about Horrible Imaginings Film Festival. So grab your goats and let’s take that extra shot. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Hagazussa.

    Dir. Lukas Feigelfeld

    Writer Lukas Feigelfeld

     

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

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    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

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  • Morbid Mini-Monday 20: “Gretel & Hansel”
    September 23rd, 2019

    “Gretel and Hansel”

     

    Released January 31, 2020

     

    Ket tells Kim about Gretel and Hansel.  And just like the age old fairytale tells us… don’t eat food from a creepy crapbag Beverly Hills Housewife in the woods. 

     

    Watch the trailer here…

    http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

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    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

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  • Ep. 58: House of 1000 Corpses: “The Tale of Seasonal Fruits and Fuckstorms of Murder”
    September 18th, 2019

    Ep. 58: House of 1000 Corpses: “The Tale of Seasonal Fruits and Fuckstorms of Murder”

    Kim tells Ket about House of 1000 Corpses starring Sid Haig, Sheri Moon Zombie and Bill Moseley. Let’s turn up some Hamilton and RAGE, #Sammies! We’ll learn who has a will to live and who has the will to nap. The girls will get drunk on fruit and tell us of their dream to throat-punch and bottle-stab someone. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in House of 1000 Corpses.

    Dir. Rob Zombie

    Writer Rob Zombie

     

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

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    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

    We’re now members of the PodBelly Podcast Network!  Check us out and other cool pods of all genres at www.PodBelly.com

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Theme song is “Exhilarate” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

  • Morbid Mini-Monday 19: “Three From Hell”
    September 16th, 2019

    “Three From Hell”

     

    Released September 16/17/18, 2019

     

    Kim tells Ket about Three From Hell.  Ket relies solely on her neighbors and the kindness of strangers to try and survive… and realizes she’s basically the girl who cried wolf.

    Listen to our House of 1,000 Corpses episode this Wednesday to see where this story and our nicknames for the characters all begins!

     

    Watch the trailer here...

    http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast

    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

    We’re now members of the PodBelly Podcast Network!  Check us and other cool pods of all genres out at www.PodBelly.com

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Theme song is “Exhilarate” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

     

     

  • Ep. 57: Night of the Creeps: “The Tale of Thrill Me with some ASMR”
    September 11th, 2019

    Ep. 57: Night of the Creeps: “The Tale of Thrill Me with some ASMR”

    Ket tells Kim about Night of the Creeps starring Jason Lively, Tom Atkins and Steve Marshall. They take a nice long trip to Tangent Town and learn all about ASMR. They’re still not clear about Den Mothers and have a lot more questions. As always, they ask the important questions like when did “Miller Time” start? Everyone grab your dinosaur egg plums and THRILL ME! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will stay alive in Night of the Creeps

    Dir. Fred Dekker

    Writer Fred Dekker

     

     

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast

    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Theme song is “Exhilarate” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

     

  • Morbid Mini-Monday 18: “Mary”
    September 9th, 2019

    “Mary”

    Released October 11, 2019

    Kim tells Ket about Mary.  Umm… guys. Ketryn is just straight up throwin’ kids off boats now. Boats, ghosts and creepy crap bag kids are NOT her jam.

    Watch the trailer here…

    http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast

    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Theme song is “Exhilarate” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

  • Ep. 56: The Autopsy of Jane Doe: “The Tale of Thou Cannot Kill This Bitch”
    September 4th, 2019

    Ep. 56: The Autopsy of Jane Doe: “The Tale of Thou Cannot Kill This Bitch”

    Kim tells Ket about The Autopsy of Jane Doe starring Emile Hirsch and Brian Cox.  So get the tommy hawk, Pod! Don’t forget your mystery femur. Let’s get religualistic! We’ll learn about how Kim creeped out a room of Disney casting execs and we’ll learn how Ket creeped out everyone by saying she’d like a body to autopsy for her birthday. So open up your heart and let the sun shine in. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Autopsy of Jane Doe. 

    Dir. Andre Ovredal

    Writer Ian Goldberg, Richard Naing

     

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast

    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Theme song is “Exhilarate” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

     

  • Morbid Mini-Monday 17: “Artik”
    September 2nd, 2019

    “Artik”

    Released September 10, 2019

    Ket tells Kim about Artik.  There are not one, but two, gentlemen that the girls are inappropriately attracted to. This is a new film from their friends over at Dread written and directed by Tom Botchii Skowronski

    Watch the trailer here…

    http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html

     

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast

    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Theme song is “Exhilarate” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

  • Ep. 55: Tales from the Crypt Episode 1 & 2: “The Tale of How I Get Me Gettins”
    August 28th, 2019

    Ep. 55: Tales from the Crypt Episode 1 & 2: “The Tale of How I Get Me Gettins”

    Happy Anniversary, Sammies! Kim & Ket each tell an episode of Tales from the Crypt at their very first live show to commemorate one whole friggin’ year of talkin’ at ya! Kim will attempt to complete her spiritual journey by electrocuting people and Ket will attempt to murder Santa. They’ll BOTH get their gettins but most importantly,  we’ll learn if both girls will live or die in Tales from the Crypt: Episodes 1 & 2.

    Creator Steven Dodd

    Dir. Walter Hill, Robert Zemeckis

    Writer Steven Dodd, Fred Dekker

     

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast

    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Theme song is “Exhilarate” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

     

  • Morbid Mini-Monday 16: “Don't Let Go”
    August 26th, 2019

    “Don't Let Go”

    In theatres August 30, 2019

    Kim tells Ket about Don't Let Go.  They start off with their Monday headphones on and discuss their staying-alive control-freak issues.

     

    Watch the trailer here…

    http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast

    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Theme song is “Exhilarate” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

  • Ep. 54: Spring: “The Tale of Squid Love”
    August 21st, 2019

    Kim tells Ket about Spring starring Lou Taylor Pucci and Nadia Hilker. But the greatest horror may be Kim and Ketryn attempting to beatbox and freestyle. We’re going to learn just how prevalent ARE human tails and can Ket have one. We’ll also unite all the sluts with a jaunty chant! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Spring.

    Dir. Justin Benson, Aaron Moorhead

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast

    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Theme song is “Exhilarate” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

     

  • Morbid Mini-Monday 15: “Ready or Not”
    August 19th, 2019

    “Ready or Not”

    In theatres August 21, 2019

    Ket tells Kim about Ready or Not starring our favorite babysitter, Samara Weaving. Ketryn asks the most important questions of all…

    HOW CUTE IS THAT DRESS??

    Watch the trailer here…

    http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast

    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Theme song is “Exhilarate” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

  • Ep. 53: Killer Klowns from Outer Space: “The Tale of the Death of Miranda Rights”
    August 14th, 2019

    Ket tells Kim about this movie (?) called Killer Klowns from Outer Space starring Suzanne Snyder, Grant Cramer and John Vernon. Ketryn has challenged Pennywise to a duel and she’s tagging these assholes in. Join animatronic farmers and the dinosaurs from the 90’s sitcom Dinosaurs with clown (klown?) makeup on and let’s hop in Ketryn’s Ford Windstar with (not) Rex Manning. Most importantly, we’ll find out if Kim will live or die in Killer Klowns from Outer Space.

    Dir. Stephen Chiodo

     

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast

    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Theme song is “Exhilarate” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

     

  • Morbid Mini-Monday 14: “The Lighthouse”
    August 12th, 2019

    “The Lighthouse”

    In theatres October 18th 2019

    Kim tells Ket about Lighthouse in which Cedric Diggory and Jesus live in a lighthouse together… or something like that.

    Watch the trailer here…

    http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast

    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Theme song is “Exhilarate” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

  • Ep. 52: Jacob’s Ladder: “The Tale of the Return of 80s Ghost”
    August 7th, 2019

    Kim tells Ket about another one of Arik’s favorites that she feels mediocre about: Jacob’s Ladder starring Tim Robbins and Elizabeth Pena. We learn that Ketryn’s 80’s kitchen ghost has returned with a new (familiar?) ear worm to implant in all of our brains and don’t ever rely on Arik to help you in a haunted nighttime cat situation. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Jacob’s Ladder.

    Dir. Adrian Lyne

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast

    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Theme song is “Exhilarate” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

     

  • Morbid Mini-Monday 13: “Satanic Panic”
    August 5th, 2019

     “Satanic Panic”

    In theatres September 6th

    Ket tells Kim about Fangoria’s Satanic Panic and the girls learn the most important survival tip of all: ALWAYS fuck Jerry O’Connell

    Watch the trailer here…

     

     

     

    http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast

    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

    Theme song is “Exhilarate” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

  • Ep 51: Midsommar: “The Tale of the Whole Baguette”
    July 31st, 2019

    Ket tells Kim about the new release Midsommar starring Florence Pugh, Jack Reynor, Vilhelm Blomgren, Williams Jackson Harper and Will Poulter. Want to hear Kim laugh for an uncomfortable amount of time about a head exploding on a rock? You’ve come to the right place. Ketryn makes poor Arik answer for his entire species and the girls both have flashbacks to the dating breadcrumbs boys left them in their 20s. Just give girls the whole baguette or release them to get their bread elsewhere! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Midsommar. 

    Dir. Ari Aster

     

     

    Come stay alive at our LIVE SHOW!

    Sunday Aug, 4, 7pm at Pulp Fiction Comics in Long Beach, CA

    http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/live-shows.html

     

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast

    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Theme song is “Exhilarate” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

     

  • Morbid Mini-Monday 12: “The Nightingale”
    July 29th, 2019

    “The Nightingale”

    In theaters August 2nd 2019

    Ket tells Kim about The Nightingale and realizes right now that it takes place in colonial Australia, NOT America. NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU, AMERICA! Jeeze! Anywhooo, find out who Kim would take on her revenge killing spree. 

    Watch the trailer here…

    http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html

     

     

    Come stay alive at our LIVE SHOW!

    Sunday Aug, 4, 7pm at Pulp Fiction Comics in Long Beach, CA

    http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/live-shows.html

     

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast

    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Theme song is “Exhilarate” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

  • Ep. 50: It (1990): “The Tale of #SaveBev” PART 2
    July 24th, 2019

    Part 2 :

    Kim tells Ket about the OG It (in two parts because this bitch is long!) starring the late great John Ritter,  Jonathan Brandis, and Harry Anderson (RIP to all), as well as alive Tim Curry and Seth Green. Guys, Ket did NOT get the mythology of this. She is currently on life support. Other things that should be on life support are mullet ponytails and douchebag dickhead dudes that beat people with belts. #SaveBev. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in It (1990)

    Dir. Tommy Lee Wallace

     

     

    Come #StayAlive at our LIVE SHOW!

    Sunday Aug, 4, 7pm at Pulp Fiction Comics in Long Beach, CA

    http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/live-shows.html

     

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast

    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Theme song is “Exhilarate” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

     

     

  • Ep. 50: It (1990): “The Tale of #SaveBev” PART 1
    July 24th, 2019

    Part 1 :

    Kim tells Ket about the OG It (in two parts because this bitch is long!) starring the late great John Ritter,  Jonathan Brandis, and Harry Anderson (RIP to all), as well as alive Tim Curry and Seth Green. Guys, Ket did NOT get the mythology of this. She is currently on life support. Other things that should be on life support are mullet ponytails and douchebag dickhead dudes that beat people with belts. #SaveBev. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in It (1990)

    Dir. Tommy Lee Wallace

     

     

    Come #StayAlive at our LIVE SHOW!

    Sunday Aug, 4, 7pm at Pulp Fiction Comics in Long Beach, CA

    http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/live-shows.html

     

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast

    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Theme song is “Exhilarate” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

     

     

  • Morbid Mini-Monday 11: “They're Inside”
    July 22nd, 2019

    “They're Inside”

    Available VOD or blu-ray through Dread.  

    Kim tells Ket about They're Inside. We reminisce on some past podcast tales and Kim's awkward moments, and find that Ket's epitaph will read "She was ballsy".

    Watch the trailer here…

    http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html

    https://epic-pictures.com/merchandise/theyre-inside-blu-ray    https://itunes.apple.com/us/movie/theyre-inside/id1466719221

     

    Come stay alive at our LIVE SHOW!

    Sunday Aug, 4, 7pm at Pulp Fiction Comics in Long Beach, CA

    http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/live-shows.html

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast

    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

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    Ok we'll stop now.

     

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    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

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  • Ep. 49: The Perfection: “The Tale of Hearth Cross Buns”
    July 17th, 2019

    Ket tells Kim about Netflix original The Perfection starring Allison Williams, Steven Weber and Logan Browning. Come join us in the Hearth Room and take a listen to a tale. Grab your travel meat cleavers and gum, and hear what kind of band Kim and Ketryn wish they could be in. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Perfection.

    Dir.  Richard Shepard

     

     

     

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    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Theme song is “Exhilarate” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

     

  • Morbid Mini-Monday 10: "Livestream for the Cure with The Epic Film Guys"
    July 15th, 2019

    This is our segment from the 3rd Annual Livestream for the Cure with The Epic Film Guys Podcast.  We bring out the ole 'Rolodex o' Death' and see if the guys can stay alive while simultaneously raising money for cancer research.

    You can find the guys here:

    www.epicfilmguys.com/

    And donate to the Cancer Research Institute here:

    www.livestreamforthecure.com 

     

     

     

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    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Theme song is “Exhilarate” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

  • Ep. 48: Unsane: “The Tale of BJs for the King”
    July 10th, 2019

    Kim tells Ket about Unsane starring Claire Foy, Joshua Leonard and Jay Pharoah. Ket will remind you why you should just stick to Starbucks on your lunch break. If you don’t you will definitely be kept against your will in an institution. Those are just facts. The girls will also introduce you to… The King. What will you do for a phone? Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Unsane.

    Dir. Steven Soderbergh

     

     

     

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    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Theme song is “Exhilarate” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

     

  • Morbid Mini-Monday 09: “Scream Resurrection”
    July 8th, 2019

    “Scream Resurrection”

    Broadcast on VH1 Monday, July 8 - July 10Ket tells Kim about the Season 3 trailer for Scream Resurrection and asks why in the eff is anyone in their dark school hallways at night? GET OUTTA THERE!Watch the trailer here...

    http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html

     

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    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Theme song is “Exhilarate” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

  • Ep. XLVII: Apostle: “The Tale of Root Face Burpsmap”
    July 3rd, 2019

    Ket tells Kim about Apostle starring Ketryn’s boyfriend, Michael Sheen and Kim’s boyfriend, Dan Stevens. We’ll be introduced to yet another Burpsmap. We’ll have a lesson in ordering cheesesteaks and roman numerals and we’ll learn a new vocab word. Kim is still looking for the bar but, most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Apostle.

    Dir. Gareth Evans

     

     

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    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Theme song is “Exhilarate” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

     

  • Morbid Mini-Monday 08: “Annabelle Comes Home”
    July 1st, 2019

    “Annabelle Comes Home”

    In Theaters June 26, 2019

    Kim tells Ket about Annabelle Comes Home. Honestly, guys, if you don’t get it by this point, we don’t know how to help you with your haunted kids and their possessed toys. It’s on youse at this point.

    Watch the trailer here…

    http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast

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    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe

    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Theme song is “Exhilarate” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

  • Ep. 46: Sleepaway Camp: “The Tale of the Eclectic and Marvelous Wardrobe of Short Shirt”
    June 26th, 2019

    Kim tells Ket about the “classic” horror movie, that was surely nominated for several Oscars, starring Felissa Rose, Jonathan Tiersten and Karen Fields. In this film, boobs are VIP tickets to the Boy Circle and Kim has backstage passes… Ket was, is, and always will be looking for scalpers in the parking lot. Nick Santa Croce, this one’s for you! Most importantly, we’ll find out if Ket will live or die in Sleepaway Camp.

    Dir. Robert Hiltzik

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

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    Ok we'll stop now.

     

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Theme song is “Exhilarate” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

     

  • Morbid Mini-Monday 07: “Child’s Play”
    June 24th, 2019

    “Child’s Play”

    In Theaters June 21, 2019

    Ket tells Kim about Child’s Play starring, our girl, Aubrey Plaza. Once again, IF. YOU. HAVE. CHILDREN. THEY, OR THEIR TOYS, WILL BE HAUNTED. You’ve been warned… again.

    Watch the trailer here…

    http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html

     

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    Ok we'll stop now.

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Theme song is “Exhilarate” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

  • Ep. 45: Bad Samaritan: “The Tale of David Tennant Can’t Save Every Movie”
    June 19th, 2019

    Ket tells Kim about Bad Samaritan starring David Tennant, Robert Sheehan and Kerry Condon. Ketryn learns a very important lesson: David Tennant, while a near perfect human, is only mortal, after all. Kim will come as close as we’ve ever seen her to losing her complete mind and almost killing Ketryn. And both the girls will get “Geostormed.” Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will love or die in Bad Samaritan.

    Dir. Dean Devlin

     

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    Ok we'll stop now.

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Theme song is “Exhilarate” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

  • Morbid Mini-Monday 06: "Doctor Sleep"
    June 17th, 2019

    “Doctor Sleep”

    In Theaters November 8, 2019

    Kim tells Ket about the most recent installment of The Stephen King Universe from Mike Flanagan. Join the girls at the Overlook Hotel.

    Watch the trailer here…

    http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html

     

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com

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    Ok we'll stop now.

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Theme song is “Exhilarate” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

  • Ep. 44: Poltergeist: “The Tale of the True Clown of Horror”
    June 12th, 2019

    Kim tells Ket about Poltergeist starring JoBeth Williams, Heather O’Rourke and Craig T. Nelson. I know, I know! How has Ketryn not seen this? We’ll get into it. Chill out about it. Also, did you not learn our lesson from last week? If you have kids, they WILL become haunted. We’ll also find out that in the great bracket of terrifying clowns, Pennywise may have some competition. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Poltergeist.

    Dir. Tobe Hooper

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com

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    Ok we'll stop now.

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Theme song is “Exhilarate” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

     

  • Morbid Mini-Monday 05: "The Dead Don’t Die"
    June 10th, 2019

    “The Dead Don’t Die”

    In Theaters June 14, 2019

    Ket tells Kim about the newest “The Dead Don’t Die" trailer. The girls determine what kind of zombies they would be.

    Watch the trailer here…

    http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html

     

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com

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    Ok we'll stop now.

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Theme song is “Exhilarate” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

  • Ep. 43: Ouija: Origin of Evil: “The Tale of Creepy Crap Bag Kids”
    June 5th, 2019

    Ket tells Kim about Ouija: Origin of Evil starring Elizabeth Reaser, Henry Thomas, Lulu Wilson and Annalisse Basso. The girls need all #Sammies to know something: If you have kids, they WILL become haunted and they WILL find crap bags of cash in the walls. You’ve been warned. Oh! And make sure you know what you’d ask each other as code to throw off a Ouija Demon. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Ouija: Origin of Evil.

    Dir. Mike Flanagan

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com

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    Ok we'll stop now.

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Theme song is “Exhilarate” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

     

  • Morbid Mini-Monday 04: "Midsommar"
    June 3rd, 2019

    “Midsommar”

    In Theaters July 3, 2019

    Ket tells Kim about the Midsommar trailer. This doesn’t bode well for our Burnsie, as she is most likely to join a cult.

    Watch the trailer here...

    http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html

     

     

     

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com

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    Ok we'll stop now.

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Theme song is “Exhilarate” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

  • Ep. 42: Emelie: “The Tale of China Holes Out - Tits Up”
    May 29th, 2019

    Kim tells Ket about Emelie starring Sarah Bolger, Carly Adams, Joshua Rush. Our episode opens with the girls catching a case of the giggles. Kim is still on low-key (high-key?) crack due to lack of sleep. The girls coin a new mantra. (Spoiler Alert: it has to do with tits and vagina.) Ket comes to terms with her uncanny resemblance to an anxious 9 year old child. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Emelie.

    Dir. Michael Thelin

     

    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com

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    Ok we'll stop now.

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Theme song is “Exhilarate” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

     

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