Warning! You Will Be Offended

Warning! You Will Be Offended


Mature content for immature people. The title says it all! This is a no filter podcast where Jerry and Amanda just want to have fun and make you laugh by giving our honest take on crazy news stories and fun facts. Time to just kick back, relax and have fun!

Podcast Episodes

  • 47: Alien sex, Kitty Accomplice and Lack of Bee Knowledge
    August 5th, 2020
    Jerry & Amanda Discuss if Aliens are mating with humans, a cat that can't stay in its cage and a listener story you won't want to miss
  • 46: Watermelon Heads, Rubbing One Out at Church & Illegal Swimming
    July 29th, 2020
    Jerry& Amanda talk about a man taking a swim in Bass Pro Shop, A not so clever disguise for a robbery and rubbing one out in a catholic church.
  • 45: Sucking Toes, Vagina Bees & Spiny Dog Fish
    July 22nd, 2020
    Amanda & Jerry talk about a hospital employee with a fetish, a soccer player who claims he was late because he was abducted by aliens & Amanda's fact is the spiny dog fish
  • 44: Dolphin Not Social Distancing, Exploding Bladders and Butt Hurt
    July 15th, 2020
    Jerry & Amanda talk about a dolphin rape, a man who held it a little to long and tell a Superman joke that does't end well for one super hero.
  • 43: Recipe Stealing Biatch, Horny Cats & Even Hornier Roosters
    July 8th, 2020
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  • 42: Accidental S&M, Covid Monkey Thief & Opening Bank Accounts
    July 1st, 2020
    Some monkeys steal some Covid 19 blood tests & Snowflake bank tellers
  • 41: Beaver Bang, Sex in the Stands & Penis Auction
    June 24th, 2020
    Jerry & Amanda discuss a man who says he was molested by a beaver, something that finally makes Korean soccer interesting and a joke about a penis auction.
  • 40: Zoom Dress Up, Exploding Whale & Donated Dildos
    June 17th, 2020
    Jerry & Amanda talk about a man embarrassing his wife on Zoom calls, Teachers comparing exploding whales to Covid 19 and did Amanda donate something to Goodwill by accident?
  • 39: Waving Corpse, Duck Phobia & Black Bananas
    June 10th, 2020
    Amanda & Jerry discuss a strange funeral occurrence, People who are afraid of ducks and fruit you should just leave alone
  • 38: Vicks Vapor Suppository, Dig Your Own Grave & 2 Penises Are Better Than On
    June 4th, 2020
    Jerry & Amanda talk about Jerry's new body wash, reckless grave digging & double penised animals
  • 37: Naked Fire Alarm, Chicken Poop & Cheating Newscaster
    May 27th, 2020
    Jerry & Amanda talk about Jerry's last hotel visit, using chicken poop to make sure people social distance and how being a newscaster in your home during the quarantine has its consequences
  • 36: KKK Mask, Plague Doctor & Rat Kings
    May 20th, 2020
    Amanda & Jerry discuss what kinds of masks NOT to wear in the grocery store during the Pandemic and what happens when Rats get their tales in a tangle.
  • 35: Tik Cok, Have Fart Will Travel Decomposing Spidey
    May 13th, 2020
    Jerry & Amanda discuss a Tik Tok Video, how fast a fart travels and what happens to canned pasta over a 25 yr span
  • 33: Peeing in coffee, squeeze technique & drugged cupcake
    April 29th, 2020
    Jerry & Amanda discuss a man arrested for peeing in a coffee pot and a woman who tried to steal a baby by drugging her with a cupcake.
  • 34: A True Pothead, Dick Frapicino, Koala Chlamydia
    April 29th, 2020
    Jerry and Amanda discuss getting Chlamydia from Koalas and using the hot tub in a gym.
  • 32: Officer Stripped Of His Duties, Premature Ejaculation & Boober Eats
    April 22nd, 2020
  • 31: 8yr old Cannabis Award Winner, Dating The Homeless & Movie Money
    April 15th, 2020
    Jerry & Amanda talk about an inappropriate prize in Canadian youth hockey league. Jerry talks about why he likes dating the homeless and a man pays for his gas with movie money.
  • 30: Colorado Squatters, Tongues In A Jar & Mouse Brain Toothpaste
    April 8th, 2020
    Jerry & Amanda talk about Colorado squatters who leave behind some interesting items. Jars of human tongues found in a Florida home and those crazy ancient Romans.
  • 29: Pig Fire, Icy Fate & Banana Slug Penis
    April 1st, 2020
    Jerry & Amanda Talk about a pig who ate a battery and its poop started a fire, a Vermont couple with a surprising end to their mortality chat and banana slug penis chat.
  • 28: Farts In Public, Save Marriage With Super Glue & Easter Ham DUI
    March 25th, 2020
    Jerry & Amanda discuss Amanda's daughter faring in a restaurant, a man glues his wife's vagina shut to save his marriage & a great listener story involving pork!

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