Warning! You Will Be Offended

Warning! You Will Be Offended


Mature content for immature people. The title says it all! This is a no filter podcast where Jerry and Amanda just want to have fun and make you laugh by giving our honest take on crazy news stories and fun facts. Time to just kick back, relax and have fun!

Podcast Episodes

  • 47: Alien sex, Kitty Accomplice and Lack of Bee Knowledge
    August 5th, 2020
    Jerry & Amanda Discuss if Aliens are mating with humans, a cat that can't stay in its cage and a listener story you won't want to miss
  • 46: Watermelon Heads, Rubbing One Out at Church & Illegal Swimming
    July 29th, 2020
    Jerry& Amanda talk about a man taking a swim in Bass Pro Shop, A not so clever disguise for a robbery and rubbing one out in a catholic church.
  • 45: Sucking Toes, Vagina Bees & Spiny Dog Fish
    July 22nd, 2020
    Amanda & Jerry talk about a hospital employee with a fetish, a soccer player who claims he was late because he was abducted by aliens & Amanda's fact is the spiny dog fish
  • 44: Dolphin Not Social Distancing, Exploding Bladders and Butt Hurt
    July 15th, 2020
    Jerry & Amanda talk about a dolphin rape, a man who held it a little to long and tell a Superman joke that does't end well for one super hero.
  • 43: Recipe Stealing Biatch, Horny Cats & Even Hornier Roosters
    July 8th, 2020
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  • 42: Accidental S&M, Covid Monkey Thief & Opening Bank Accounts
    July 1st, 2020
    Some monkeys steal some Covid 19 blood tests & Snowflake bank tellers
  • 41: Beaver Bang, Sex in the Stands & Penis Auction
    June 24th, 2020
    Jerry & Amanda discuss a man who says he was molested by a beaver, something that finally makes Korean soccer interesting and a joke about a penis auction.
  • 40: Zoom Dress Up, Exploding Whale & Donated Dildos
    June 17th, 2020
    Jerry & Amanda talk about a man embarrassing his wife on Zoom calls, Teachers comparing exploding whales to Covid 19 and did Amanda donate something to Goodwill by accident?
  • 39: Waving Corpse, Duck Phobia & Black Bananas
    June 10th, 2020
    Amanda & Jerry discuss a strange funeral occurrence, People who are afraid of ducks and fruit you should just leave alone
  • 38: Vicks Vapor Suppository, Dig Your Own Grave & 2 Penises Are Better Than On
    June 4th, 2020
    Jerry & Amanda talk about Jerry's new body wash, reckless grave digging & double penised animals
  • 37: Naked Fire Alarm, Chicken Poop & Cheating Newscaster
    May 27th, 2020
    Jerry & Amanda talk about Jerry's last hotel visit, using chicken poop to make sure people social distance and how being a newscaster in your home during the quarantine has its consequences
  • 36: KKK Mask, Plague Doctor & Rat Kings
    May 20th, 2020
    Amanda & Jerry discuss what kinds of masks NOT to wear in the grocery store during the Pandemic and what happens when Rats get their tales in a tangle.
  • 35: Tik Cok, Have Fart Will Travel Decomposing Spidey
    May 13th, 2020
    Jerry & Amanda discuss a Tik Tok Video, how fast a fart travels and what happens to canned pasta over a 25 yr span
  • 33: Peeing in coffee, squeeze technique & drugged cupcake
    April 29th, 2020
    Jerry & Amanda discuss a man arrested for peeing in a coffee pot and a woman who tried to steal a baby by drugging her with a cupcake.
  • 34: A True Pothead, Dick Frapicino, Koala Chlamydia
    April 29th, 2020
    Jerry and Amanda discuss getting Chlamydia from Koalas and using the hot tub in a gym.
  • 32: Officer Stripped Of His Duties, Premature Ejaculation & Boober Eats
    April 22nd, 2020
  • 31: 8yr old Cannabis Award Winner, Dating The Homeless & Movie Money
    April 15th, 2020
    Jerry & Amanda talk about an inappropriate prize in Canadian youth hockey league. Jerry talks about why he likes dating the homeless and a man pays for his gas with movie money.
  • 30: Colorado Squatters, Tongues In A Jar & Mouse Brain Toothpaste
    April 8th, 2020
    Jerry & Amanda talk about Colorado squatters who leave behind some interesting items. Jars of human tongues found in a Florida home and those crazy ancient Romans.
  • 29: Pig Fire, Icy Fate & Banana Slug Penis
    April 1st, 2020
    Jerry & Amanda Talk about a pig who ate a battery and its poop started a fire, a Vermont couple with a surprising end to their mortality chat and banana slug penis chat.
  • 28: Farts In Public, Save Marriage With Super Glue & Easter Ham DUI
    March 25th, 2020
    Jerry & Amanda discuss Amanda's daughter faring in a restaurant, a man glues his wife's vagina shut to save his marriage & a great listener story involving pork!
  • 27: Amanda's Food Tries To Kill Her, Comfortable Pronunciation, Lobster Truck Tbone
    March 18th, 2020
    Jerry & Amanda talk about Amanda's inability to microwave food, the proper pronunciation of the word Comfortable and criminals who steal a lobster truck.
  • 26: Easter Bunny Does Exist, Asparagus Profits & Trailer Park Google Review
    March 11th, 2020
    Jerry & Amanda Discuss an Easter bunney who has went viral twice now, a woman who says she uses asparagus to predict the future and a funny Google review about a trailer park in Florida.
  • 25: Serial Pooper, Trainee Bathroom Disaster & Biker's Grandma
    March 4th, 2020
    Jerry & Amanda discuss a woman who poops in the same parking lot every day, a trainee who made the mistake of using a customers bathroom and Jerry tells a biker joke
  • 24: Pelican Talk, Voodoo Hair Dresser & Hag fish
    February 26th, 2020
    Jerry & Amanda talk all things pelicans, tell you why you shouldn't go to a hairdresser who is a voodoo practitioner and last but not least you find how the hag fish spits mucus.
  • 23: Amanda Slip & Fall, Bulldog Genital Attack & Concrete To Fix Snoring
    February 19th, 2020
    Jerry & Amanda talk about Amanda busting her ass, reasons why you don't put peanut butter on your genitals and how not to fix a snoring problem
  • 22: Sneezing On Coworkers, Jerry is a Fugitive & Turtle Takeover
    February 12th, 2020
    Amanda sneezes on a coworker, Jerry is wanted in Ohio & A man in Florida thinks he will take over the world with his army of Turtles.
  • 21: Texas Sex Toy Laws, Hillbilly Fishing & Vacuum Invader
    February 5th, 2020
    Jerry & Amanda discuss the fact that it is illegal to buy sex toys in Texas and a couple calls police because they have an intruder in the home
  • 20: Acidity Pronunciation Class, Mouthy Parrots & Amazons New Food Included Appliances
    January 29th, 2020
    Jerry & Amanda discuss a waffle maker sent from Amazon with a cooked waffle inside, a parrot who gets a visit from police and we learn that Amanda can't pronounce acidity
  • 19: Poop Tossing Dog, Pyromaniac Tortoise & Almost A Car Thief
    January 22nd, 2020
    Jerry & Amanda discuss a Tortoise who tries to burn the house down on Christmas and a man in Colorado who has made a poor career choice
  • 18: 18. Pepsi Incarceration, Macaroni Salad Trail & Kids Jokes
    January 15th, 2020
    Jerry & Amanda talk about a man locked in a store for trying to shoplift a Pepsi, thieves who leave a macaroni salad trail and a few kids jokes
  • Dirty Maria, Specialty Pizza Crust, Pooping On The Clock
    January 8th, 2020
  • 17: 17.Dirty Maria, Specialty Pizza Crust, Pooping On The Clock
    January 8th, 2020
    Jerry & Amanda Discuss a soccer coach fired for taking the team to Hooters after a loss and pooping on the clock at work
  • 16: 16. Vaginal Headphones, Semen Snorter & Penis ID
    January 1st, 2020
  • 15. Momsicle , Cremaccident & Paul Walker
    December 25th, 2019
  • 14: Amanda's Home Decorating Tips, Pet Peeves & Bearded Women
    December 18th, 2019
  • 13: Spitting Gum, Turkeys and Volcano Masturbation
    December 11th, 2019
  • 12: Halloween Tricks, Seagull Testicle Attack & Cross Dress Prison Break
    December 4th, 2019
  • 11: Toupee theft, Butthole Tickling & Prison Rape
    November 27th, 2019
  • 11: Toupee theft, Butthole Tickling & Prison Rape
    November 27th, 2019
    Jerry & Amanda discuss a dog running off with a toupee, whether Jerry would get raped in jail and the story of the butthole tickler from a satire site.
  • 10: Sexy Picnic Table, Naked Yelling at Trees & Sperm Crossing the Road
    November 20th, 2019
    Jerry & Amanda discuss a man who was having an affair with a picnic table, a man whose therapist told him to yell at trees in the nude and Blue Whale penises
  • 9: Sasquatch Molestation & Penguin Penis Theft
    November 13th, 2019
    A man claims a Sasquatch tries to make a move on him and a man steals penguin penises to sell on the black market
  • 8: Circus of Diarrhea, Tossing Grapes & Gimmicky Flappy Vaginas
    November 6th, 2019
    Jerry & Amanda discuss a trapeze artist with a high flying act the audience will never forget.
  • 7: Crop Dusting and New Years Banana Nut
    October 30th, 2019
    Jerry & Amanda talk crop dusting, a new years banana incident and mating cows
  • 6: Giving your Left Nut & Toy Gun Masturbation
    October 23rd, 2019
    Jerry & Amanda discuss the going rate for selling testicals and masturbation with a side of toy gun and farting criminals.
  • 5: Camel Balls, Stolen Penguin & a Dead Jockey
    October 16th, 2019
    Jerry & Amanda talk about a very strategic way to escape from a camel and talk dildo of the month club and pooping in your pants
  • 4: Rude Burglars and Pubes on the Side
    October 9th, 2019
    The burglar who wont cook you breakfast, Goldfish surgery and would you like pubes with that?
  • 1: Furries & Gators in Yoga Pants
    October 2nd, 2019
    Jerry & Amanda talk about a less than routine traffic stop in Florida and a werewolf dildo among other things!
  • 2: Squirrels, Rattlesnakes & Uranium
    October 2nd, 2019
    Killer Squirrels are on the agenda today as well as a man caught with Guns, uranium and a poisonous snake
  • 3: Dolphin Love and Pigeon Poop
    October 2nd, 2019
    We learn that people's love for marine animals can go to far and that politicians shouldn't badmouth birds on their turf
  • Introduction
    September 11th, 2019
    Jerry & Amanda give you a sample of what this biweekly podcast will be all about. As the title suggests-this podcast is not for the easily offended!

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