What the Suck?! Podcast

What the Suck?! Podcast


We are a Houston based podcast dedicated to watching and reviewing the worst of the worst horror movies out there. Podcasts on good horror movies are a dime a dozen. Everybody loves Halloween, Friday the 13th, or the Conjuring series but what about Gingerdead Man? I am ZoZo? Death Metal Zombies? These films were made by passionate people (we are only guessing here) and need love too!! So put your feet up, kick back and join us as we dig through a big pile of crap each week to find the golden turd!

Category: Film Reviews

Podcast Episodes

Season 4 Episode 18 – Cryptz aka Vampires in the Hood!

Did we already make the "this movie sucks" joke? oh well, its made again.

Take a trip with us to the dusty crypt of vampires which is set up in a strip club and lures suspecting victims in with the promise of alcohol and sex. No, its not From Dusk Til Dawn, its Cryptz.

Cryptz (2002)

When aspiring rappers Tymez, Fuzzy Down, and Likrish cross paths with stripper Stesha, they follow her to a mysterious strip club where the sexy ladies are really vampires in disguise. Things go from bad to worse when the vampires' leader Kulada finds out that Tymez holds the key to the bloodsuckers' world domination in this urban horror film.


Downtown by Vodovoz Music Productions


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